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Friday, August 21, 2009
Today, my History teacher (Mr Chai) told us that swearing is now banned in army camps. It got me thinking. I wonder what the aRrHhhh bEngzxszxsz are gonna do without swearing. But besides that, I also wondered what would happen what an insult would sound like without any swearing. Take this one I wrote for Miss Bitchalot: You are nothing short of the most pretentious person on Earth. If you're posing as something you're not, I beg of you, make your little act more convincing. But, oh dear, it seems you're a horrible actress on top of being unbelievably FAKE. Your slanderous insults are so feeble that I'm seriously beginning to wonder if you even mean them to be insults. They make me want to throw up, strangle you, scream in frustration, and slingshot your fresh crap in your face all at once. Besides that, I have no idea HOW you managed to delude yourself into thinking that we're interested in your long-winded and terribly dull opinions and stories, but let me tell you, we AREN'T, so you can just shut up. What does all this tell you? You know, I think I'll help you with that question. From the way you misuse and mispronounce words from your wide vocabulary, you aren't the shiniest decoration on the Christmas tree, if you get me. I. LOATHE. YOU. I hate every fibre of your being. I hate your fake high-pitched laugh. I hate your fake accent. I hate the way you put on a patronising, condescending voice for the people you don't like and a bimbotic, giggly, chirpy one for the people you do like. I hate the way you overreact to EVERYTHING. Just thought you might like to know. - - - - - See? Doesn't have the same zing, does it? It's a crying shame swearing got banned in the army. I think the guys who're fresh out of NS will be swearing every five words once they get out. 5:20 AM
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